Lara Trump releases song tribute 'Hero' for firefighters – but can't sing to save her life

The insufferable daughter-in-law of Donald Trump has left millions of Americans seeking medical help after releasing a song that rightly has been savaged online.

Lara Trump’s latest musical venture – a single called ‘Hero’ that praises firefighters – left many calling 911 for paramedics so bad is her singing. She and singer-songwriter Madeline Jaymes belt out lines like, “You’re going through the fire, and the flames are getting higher. You’re my hero. You’re my hero.”

Meanwhile, the video features them standing dramatically on a fire escape, as if that’s the closest they’ve ever been to actual danger. One critic described the track as sounding like “a wild hog and a sack of rusty cans being thrown into an industrial wood chipper”, while another chimed in, saying, “Every note is a violation of the Geneva Convention.”

Let’s hope firefighters everywhere are too busy doing their jobs to hear it.

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A convicted murderer whose sentence was commuted by Donald Trump has been jailed in Florida for an attack on his wife.

Jaime Davidson’s sentence ended on January 20, 2021, the former president’s last day in office. In July, Davidson was sentenced to three months in jail for domestic violence after choking his wife.

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A Minnesota wedding photographer decided to get a little too creative with his angles, hiding a camera in the bridal suite and secretly recording a woman getting dressed for her big day.

According to a criminal complaint, the unsuspecting bride was caught on camera “in her underwear with her breasts exposed,” which, funnily enough, wasn’t part of the photography package she signed up for.

The plot thickened when the photographer’s own wife decided that she, too, had had enough of his extracurricular activities and handed a thumb drive over to the police.

After being shown the video, the bride identified Mitchell Ringness, who she hired to capture moments like “walking down the aisle” and “first dance,” but not “unconsented boudoir”.

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